admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

stumphyllus:

IF YOU ONLY STARTED FUCKING LIKING FALL OUT BOY AFTER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL CAME OUT THEN thats really cool dude I’m really glad you love this band I love, you wanna borrow any of my albums or anything let me know.

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

i wanna go play portal 2 but that’s in the other room and i’m in my bed and i’m really comfy what do i do

"While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

‘I was raped in my own bed,’ Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. ‘I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.’"

brendonboydurl:

when ur cooking and u realise u don’t have any oil

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  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
spicy-vagina-tacos:

laurenisnotsolovely:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

handsoming:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i don’t like labels but…… yes it’s true I’m a gamer girl(;

The disk isnt even plugged in

um…… did you not hear me sweetie?(: haha I’m a gamer girl.. im pretty sure I know how to use my nintendo(;

That game isn’t even for a fucking Nintendo. “Oh look at me! I have a super fucking old video game! I’m such a gamer girl :)” You’re only a gamer girl if you own a COUPLE gaming consoles and actually KNOW how to use them and play video games that AREN’T hyped. What you found was an old video game that you don’t even know how to use. You’re not a gamer girl. Please stop.

I CANT EVEN COME BACK AS A SMART ASS I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

spicy-vagina-tacos:

laurenisnotsolovely:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

handsoming:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i don’t like labels but…… yes it’s true I’m a gamer girl(;

The disk isnt even plugged in

um…… did you not hear me sweetie?(: haha I’m a gamer girl.. im pretty sure I know how to use my nintendo(;

That game isn’t even for a fucking Nintendo. “Oh look at me! I have a super fucking old video game! I’m such a gamer girl :)” You’re only a gamer girl if you own a COUPLE gaming consoles and actually KNOW how to use them and play video games that AREN’T hyped. What you found was an old video game that you don’t even know how to use. You’re not a gamer girl. Please stop.

I CANT EVEN COME BACK AS A SMART ASS I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS