"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
Good god why is this cracking me up so much
oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
IF YOU ONLY STARTED FUCKING LIKING FALL OUT BOY AFTER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL CAME OUT THEN thats really cool dude I’m really glad you love this band I love, you wanna borrow any of my albums or anything let me know.
we are wild
we are like
Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.
i wanna go play portal 2 but that’s in the other room and i’m in my bed and i’m really comfy what do i do
when ur cooking and u realise u don’t have any oil
i don’t like labels but…… yes it’s true I’m a gamer girl(;
The disk isnt even plugged in
um…… did you not hear me sweetie?(: haha I’m a gamer girl.. im pretty sure I know how to use my nintendo(;
That game isn’t even for a fucking Nintendo. “Oh look at me! I have a super fucking old video game! I’m such a gamer girl :)” You’re only a gamer girl if you own a COUPLE gaming consoles and actually KNOW how to use them and play video games that AREN’T hyped. What you found was an old video game that you don’t even know how to use. You’re not a gamer girl. Please stop.
I CANT EVEN COME BACK AS A SMART ASS I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS