iwishihadafather:

zooeydeschannoying:

BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?

goldfrapp-uccino:

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

I’M NOT CRYING

I HAVE HAYFEVER

IT’S ALLERGIES

I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES

yoyotrohman:

no wonder joe got killed first look at him

yoyotrohman:

no wonder joe got killed first look at him

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

theedark-knight:

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

Real life situation

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

superwhomerlock-feels:

the-winbreasters:

THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD
THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD

And we all know which fandom that belongs to

Has anyone ever hosted a foreign exchange student before? I’m hosting one in October and I’m fucking terrified. Please someone send help

ohmansebastianstan:

Just imagine Neville taking Luna to St. Mungo’s to meet his parents. At first he is a little nervous - not as much as his grandmother though, she rather keep those visits between her and her grandson - but as it turns out, there is no need to worry.
Even the doctors and nurses are touched and impressed by the gentle and unabashedly open way this peculiar, young girl has with them. Especially Neville’s mother quickly developes a particularly strong bond with Luna. It’s probably the closest she has come to making a real friend in seventeen years.
They play easy boardgames - it turns out Luna never threw away any of her childhood toys - and miraculously Alice never loses. They learn how to fold little birds and butterflies out of candy wrappers and Luna makes them fly around the room, while Alice watches with a beaming smile on her face. Luna tells Alice all about her own mother - how she died and how much she still misses her every day. She tells her about her life with Neville ("He’s going to be a great professor some day. He still doesn’t believe Nargles live in mistletoes, but dont worry, I’m working on it."). One day, as they are saying their goodbyes, Alice surprises them all by suddenly engulfing Luna in a tight hug. Neville doesn’t lose any time and proposes on their way home.

And this is why to me Neville / Luna is the best alteration of book!canon in the history of movie adaptions.

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

idefeatthestatusquo:

Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years. 

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

bonitabreezy:

rennerandcats:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time

It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

ohmysaintedpyjamas:

queeniegalore:

supersonic-starman:

DAVID BOWIE WITH A KITTEN ON HIS HEAD

OKAY NOW I’M READY TO FACE THE DAY.

I don’t know wtf is going on, but you can’t get any better than Bowie with a kitten on his head.